CHAPTER ONE BY CALDRON POOL（第3/3页）
“My dear Shift，”said Puzzle getting up at once，“I am so sorry. I’ve been horrid. Of course I’d love to try it on. And it looks simply splendid. Do try it on me at once. Please do.”
“Well，stand still then，”said the Ape. The skin was very heavy for him to lift，but in the end，with a lot of pulling and pushing and puffing and blowing，he got it on to the donkey. He tied it underneath Puzzle’s body and he tied the legs to Puzzle’s legs and the tail to Puzzle’s tail. A good deal of Puzzle’s grey nose and face could be seen through the open mouth of the lion’s head. No one who had ever seen a real lion would have been taken in for a moment. But if someone who had never seen a lion looked at Puzzle in his lion-skin he just might mistake him for a lion，if he didn’t come too close，and if the light was not too good，and if Puzzle didn’t let out a bray and didn’t make any noise with his hoofs．
“You look wonderful，wonderful，”said the Ape.“If anyone saw you now，they’d think you were Aslan，the Great Lion，
himself.”
“That would be dreadful，”said Puzzle．
“No it wouldn’t，”said Shift.“Everyone would do whatever you told them.”
“But I don’t want to tell them anything.”
“But you think of the good we could do!”said Shift.“You’d have me to advise you，you know. I’d think of sensible orders for you to give. And everyone would have to obey us，even the King himself. We would set everything right in Narnia.”
“But isn’t everything right already ？”said Puzzle．
“What!”cried Shift.“Everything right ？-when there are no oranges or bananas ？”
“Well，you know，”said Puzzle，“there aren’t many people-in fact，I don’t think there’s anyone but yourself-who wants those sort of things.”
“There’s sugar too，”said Shift．
“H’m yes，”said the Ass.“It would be nice if there was more sugar.”
“Well then，that’s settled，”said the Ape.“You will pretend to be Aslan，and I’ll tell you what to say.”
“No，no，no，”said Puzzle.“Don’t say such dreadful things. It would be wrong，Shift. I maybe not very clever but I know that much. What would become of us if the real Aslan turned up ？”
“I expect he’d be very pleased，”said Shift.“Probably he sent us the lion-skin on purpose，so that we could set things to right. Anyway，he never does turn up，you know. Not nowadays.”
At that moment there came a great thunderclap right overhead and the ground trembled with a small earthquake. Both the animals lost their balance and were flung on their faces．
“There!”gasped Puzzle，as soon as he had breath to speak.“It’s a sign，a warning. I knew we were doing something dreadfully wicked. Take this wretched skin off me at once.”
“No， no，”said the Ape (whose mind worked very quickly).“It’s a sign the other way. I was just going to say that if the real Aslan，as you call him，meant us to go on with this，he would send us a thunderclap and an earth-tremor. It was just on the tip of my tongue，only the sign itself came before I could get the words out. You’ve got to do it now，Puzzle. And please don’t let us have any more arguing. You know you don’t understand these things. What could a donkey know about signs ？”